German Football team uses homeopathy and acupuncture to rule the world

Researchers in Koblenz have found the secret to the German National football team’s dominance and consistency: Homeopathy and acupuncture.

The research study showed that 92 per cent of club doctors in the Bundesliga 1 and 2 used homeopathic cures with their players. Moreover, so did the National Team doctors.

The lead researcher, Peter Billigmann, when interviewed by Der Spiegel, said, “The success stories are impressive. Homeopathic substances don’t have any side-effects, and we’re on the safe side where doping is concerned.”

The study also found that 60% of the team doctors also prescribed acupuncture.

I can’t wait to see what the pseudo-skeptics make of that. It would be hard to imagine that German players were all under the influence of the placebo effect when they won the World Cup!